by Iffy Guy
All of your running shoes end up brown. Ditto for your socks.

You buy calamine lotion (for poison ivy/oak) by the case.
You use a stick to carry your running clothes to the washing machine.
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I’m not sure if these are actually good running shoes, […]

“Wow, when you lose a trail, you lose a trail!”

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Not always easy finding the right pair of shoes.

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by Casey McGuire

You call out the name of your favorite trail when making love
Your lover is used to you calling out the name of your favorite trail when making love
You sometimes make love to your favorite trail
You go to sleep […]

We don’t always feel up for running, but it helps to have some extra motivation.

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A trail runner, on a run, passed by a sheep that looked lost.  Not giving it too much thought, he continued his run, but the sheep followed him all the way home.  The trail runner showed the sheep to his friend.
His friend said, “You ought to take that sheep to the zoo now.”
The next day, […]

In pursuit of the ultimate indoor trail running experience, ROE has designed the latest treadmill. It has not been tested yet, but we are quite certain it is completely functional. You may pay an exorbitant amount through us for one, or you may create your own. For those of you who are […]