by Casey McGuire

• You call out the name of your favorite trail when making love
• Your lover is used to you calling out the name of your favorite trail when making love
• You sometimes make love to your favorite trail
• You go to sleep with your trail running shoes on so you don’t have to waste time in the morning
• Your kids look older when you get back from your runs
• Your kids are older when you get back from your runs
• Your friends don’t recognize you fully clothed
• You feel naked when you’re fully clothed
• You didn’t find any of these funny but just nodded while reading

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