by Iffy Guy

All of your running shoes end up brown. Ditto for your socks.

You buy calamine lotion (for poison ivy/oak) by the case.

You use a stick to carry your running clothes to the washing machine.

While driving the freeways, your eyes are scouting the hills for trails.

You own a salt-encrusted 2-bottle water belt.

Your heart rate no longer goes up when you jump over a rattlesnake.

You spend an excessive amount of time looking at maps of the county.

You have a hard time getting anybody to come on your favorite running routes.

You have had a large number of people run with you only once.

You have a nice collection of running-related scars.

You wish running shoe companies would make a really good trail shoe.

You have tried running trails in boots, hi-tops, soccer shoes, moccasins, etc.

You can’t stand not knowing what’s over the next hill.

The floor mats in your car don’t look so good anymore.

You avoid level ground.

Friends seldom ask for your advice on matters requiring sound judgement.

Your dog or cat loves to roll on your dirty running clothes.

While running in the winter, your shoes resemble 2-pound platform shoes carved from mud.

From movinshoes.com

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